I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
