I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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