I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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