summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
