what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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