I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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