i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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