What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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