Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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