Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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