I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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