this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
