I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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