We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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