Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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