tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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