He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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