Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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