So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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