He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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