I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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