i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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