North Korea, Best Korea!
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Congratulations! We have a period
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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