So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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