Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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