yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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