i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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