All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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