if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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