Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
tell me about the fingering
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