i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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