Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
