Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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