hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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