Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
