sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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