when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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