I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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