I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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