Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
