Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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