I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So much rum. So many feels.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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