is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I need to calm my uterus...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
