question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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