just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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