mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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