Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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