chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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