yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I know her cup size but not her name....
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