When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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